(2) Staraphobia is heroin.
(3) Staraphobia should learn to live.
(4) When I think of Staraphobia, I want to write sonnets or put my fist through a windshield...and I've done both.
(5) Life with out Staraphobia is safer, in much the same way as a cancer ward is safe.
(6) I want to fuck the beezeesus out of Staraphobia.
(7) Staraphobia makes me more happy and more angry than one can possibly comprehend.
(8) If I go to an adult shop, I would buy Staraphobia another ball-gag so the goddamned cops wouldn't show up again.
(9) When Staraphobia is flirting with me, odd things go through my mind.
(10) Staraphobia is a little bit crazy for my overwhleming machismo.
(11) In an ideal world, Staraphobia would be happy.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: It took me a good long time to pick out the correct wording to use on #6, but I -knew- that I had to get it just right for the desired effect. And something tells me it had just that... ^_^ *happy*